Publisher Curve Digital and developer DoubleMoose announced that Just Die Already will debut for PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Switch and PC on May 20.
Available for pre-order on Steam and the Epic Games Storefor $30.40 with a 20% discount.
Introductory article for the game:
Developed by the designers of Goat Simulator, Just Die Already is an open-world game where the elderly get involved and create chaos.
You’re an old retiree in this near-future game where no one wants to have kids. All young people today do is play games. They’re not doing anything right. As a result, pensions have been a lie. There’s no one to take care of you anymore. Like every other old man in the world, you have to take care of yourself.
Will you survive in a world where you’re already in the pit with one foot in the pit waiting for you to die?
Not only did you have to deal with all this, but you got kicked out of the nursing home where you were staying. He doesn’t have a dime in his pocket. Your only remedy is to find retirement tickets that will allow you to complete dangerous tasks and stay in a nursing home for free.
Will you continue to live stubbornly while everyone counts down the days to your dying?
OLD AND BRAVE
You’ve had the opportunity to be a grumpy, fragile, poor old man who hates everything. You’re not the one who has to pretend to sleep so you don’t get on the bus anymore.
You’ve had the opportunity to be a grumpy, fragile, poor old man who hates everything. You’re not the one who has to pretend to sleep so you don’t get on the bus anymore.
DON’T BREAK YOUR OWN LEG WHEN YOU RENT THE DEVIL’S LEG
Enjoy old age. I’m snaps, your body’s going to break at any moment. How exciting!
Enjoy old age. I’m snaps, your body’s going to break at any moment. How exciting!
DON’T TELL ME TO TRY THESE IN A NURSING HOME
Question life while completing tasks at home that you should definitely not try: Where would I land if I catapulted myself? Can I beat someone else with my severed head?
Question life while completing tasks at home that you should definitely not try: Where would I land if I catapulted myself? Can I beat someone else with my severed head?
MISSION: RETIREMENT
You can enjoy your retirement in a proper nursing home with rewards for dangerous missions. A little advice: you’ll be much more comfortable if you stay in one piece.
You can enjoy your retirement in a proper nursing home with rewards for dangerous missions. A little advice: you’ll be much more comfortable if you stay in one piece.
MULTIPLAYER, OPEN WORLD GAME
Play alone or online with up to 4 players. Overcome challenging tasks together, or stir things up and rip each other’s arms and legs off.
Play alone or online with up to 4 players. Overcome challenging tasks together, or stir things up and rip each other’s arms and legs off.
Old. Old man
You’re an old man in this game. We thought we’d repeat it in case your ears were heavy.
You’re an old man in this game. We thought we’d repeat it in case your ears were heavy.
UNLIMITED ACTIVITY
You can interact with various objects such as trampolines, bazookas, trombones, air horns, cables, fireworks, back rockets. Of course, you can cripple those around you with these.
You can interact with various objects such as trampolines, bazookas, trombones, air horns, cables, fireworks, back rockets. Of course, you can cripple those around you with these.
ACCEPT THE OLD MAN INSIDE
Make life miserable for generations Y and Z. (We didn’t add generation X, who remembers them anyway?) NPCs react according to their age. They can applaud the wounded or run away.
Make life miserable for generations Y and Z. (We didn’t add generation X, who remembers them anyway?) NPCs react according to their age. They can applaud the wounded or run away.
THIS GAME IS AS CRAZY AS YOU ARE
Navigate this city full of finely designed spaces and secrets as far as you can. Secret roads will take you to some very strange places.
Navigate this city full of finely designed spaces and secrets as far as you can. Secret roads will take you to some very strange places.
YOU’RE THE ONE OF THE NEEDY!
Okay, we promise. That was the last time.
Okay, we promise. That was the last time.
I shouldn’t have to end it without saying that.
Wait a minute! Did we tell you you could put fireworks on your bike? What about the way you can cause chain-reaction accidents and blow up vehicles? That you can wear wings and fly?
Wait a minute! Did we tell you you could put fireworks on your bike? What about the way you can cause chain-reaction accidents and blow up vehicles? That you can wear wings and fly?
New trailer:
